chippawa canoe

when a man giving oral sex to a woman while she is taking a dump and your chin is riding her turds that are floating in the toilet.

she gave me a blumpkin! but, she told me i was going to have ride the chippawa canoe later.

by thedb63 November 2, 2020

Douche canoe

When you're in school and the hot kid is being a jerk so you don't want to say the whole thing but you have to bring the point across

" lean back sara…"
" SHUT THE F UP YOU DOUCHE CANOE"

by Ha you thought June 8, 2017

Douche Canoe

your grade-a, classical fuck boy, typical douche who has earned the title of douche canoe

Huber, you're a fucking douche canoe! Stop looking up child pornography!

by Pv35 February 2, 2017

Douche Canoe

Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."

"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."

by G-Dale November 26, 2017

clam canoe

Another term for the vagina

My clam canoe is hurting.

by Terra Eaker March 18, 2023

Double Canoe

When a lady rides your face whilst another lady rides your penis, they are going down the river on a double canoe. Paddles can also be used.

"Hey Becky, last night Anna and I rode the double canoe with Steve!"

by Ricktorious November 8, 2020

Gouche Canoe

A canoe constructed of gouches

Tanto often fished from his gouche canoe

by Gouche Slayer February 24, 2023