Southern Expression. Refers to a man who strives to sexually please lonely women. Like a cross between a sugar daddy and a gigalo, with no money changing hands.
Baby, I have no savings and I live in a rented trailor, but I can still make you feel real good-- lemme be your CandyMan
by Nookie_Monster August 15, 2006
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A sexual act where the man puts a tortilla on his penis and has sexual intercourse, after he ejaculates the sexual partner eats the used tortilla.
Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.
Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.
by chumpguy December 31, 2013
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Get the double condom mug.A necessary evil for most relationships, an uncomfortable, awkward device designed to prevent unwanted pregnancies and std's. Easier to operate for the less physically endowed male. Various sizes are misleading as none of them work perfectly for certain men as they all are of a tight fitting nature. The pill is a better alternative in a proper trusting relationship where you are sure about your partner's history. Causes many men to lose feeling/sensation especially later in life. Often a cause of friction in relationships as some women dont show a lot of sympathy or understanding of the fact that these objects are fiddly, kill the passion and reduce pleasure, and often wouldnt consider for one moment using a female version. However, if you are a player, dont muck about, bite the bullet and use the thing. We know it's crap but its the best of a bad bunch. Awaiting better invention
'i have a condom''do I have to put this thing on...its like wearing my mac in a bath?'
'this condom is so tight, I cant feel a thing? Aw bollocks, it's gone again!'
'this condom is so tight, I cant feel a thing? Aw bollocks, it's gone again!'
by Ricohard May 5, 2009
Get the condom mug.When she has a suspicious vagina but you don't like using protection, so you add a third. The condoman fucks your girl while you fuck him, serving as a barrier between yall.
Person 1: So how'd it go with Yewel?
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.
by penismachine September 29, 2019
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