Short guy that plays games and makes Youtube videos at school. In fact, he is sitting next to me uploading a Youtube video right now. Weirdo.
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022
Just gay I am not going to go on a 5 paragraph explanation but he is just gay it simple and eats dick cheese this is all fact
by Penrbrhr October 19, 2020
Callum is a jack ass with a small penis that watches porn every night and masturbates to a wierd looking pillow and has no friends since he is very lonely and gets no girls with his small penis
by callum is a jerk November 02, 2021
Callum likes kids. He drinks Stella like it’s going out of fashion, in fact it’s the only fashion he has ever known. He has a crooked penis which leave women’s very wanting less. His face makes onion’s cry.
by DaisyDuke101 March 06, 2021
Callum, someone who is very boring, has no personality or sense of humour not even talent and enjoys Arctic Monkeys.
by Hornby November 03, 2019
Person A- "Callum, who won the 2007 Ballond'Or?"
Callum-"Pele",(says with chest, and fully believes he is 100% correct
Callum-"Pele",(says with chest, and fully believes he is 100% correct
by steve keyboard man August 03, 2023