Catted

When your cat is laying on you and you can't get up or you'll disturb it.

Me: Hon, could you get me more water, I've been catted.

Hon: OK...wouldn't want to disturb the cat!

by Brook Byrnes January 29, 2023

cattelope

A mesh of the word Cat and Antelope - but also used to describe a furry artist on social media that eats drywall and then has a tummyache.

"Did you see that Cattelope post?"
"YEA, apparently they eat drywall?"

by Weewooimadog March 6, 2023

catting

Dipping out on someone that you had made plans with

Friend 1: Hey are you still going to the party with me tonight?
Friend 2: Ah shit sorry i’m catting off on you

by Xoxothatbish April 6, 2023

catterpussanila

when a girl got that loud smellin coochie when it smell like thrax and roses at the same time and that ass fatter then a fat bitch on tuesday at taco bell SCRUMPTIOUS

that girl from the bar last night had that “catterpussanila”

by cootercat9000 April 6, 2023

Cattasous

Sneaky or catty

The woman slid around with a Cattasous sway in her hips

by Keppenitreal July 1, 2023

CatterCatter

Amazing guy who I love much and don't know how to express it

CatterCatter is the best mf ever

by LamaRama July 8, 2023

cattle drapes

Cattle Drapes are a lot like "Beef Curtains" They're a name for the most heinous, tattered, frayed, stained, busted and discolored pussy lips in existence. If a woman has Cattle Drapes before she turns 65 she obviously is amazing in bed. Don't let the wreckage of her box fool you. Those Cattle Drapes separate, allow you in and then they rejoin themselves to each other around the shape of your cock. It's pretty amazing and can cause instant ejaculation if you're not used to the airtight seal the Drapes make around your cock whether thrusting forward or retracting, full shaft, sans the helmet, backed out of the meaty, visually baffling vagina, then slammed back in.

Most people love a nice set of Beef Curtains but it's the Cattle Drapes that fill you up and leave you fully satisfied.

You must be 18 to ride this face. C'mon teenyboppers, move along with your Cattle Drapes.

by Miss. Behave & WayOutWestes August 29, 2023