congtards

Put simply, congtards is the bastardization of the word congrats. It has been used greatly on online forums, chans and irc channels. It's more often than not used in a sarcastic manner.

Guy A) I Just Won The Lottery
Guy B) Congtards
Guy A) :(

by Bob Montgomerie August 3, 2007

Congo Canyon

Congo Canyon, a slang term for an extremely hairy ass.

Damn, did you see that bitch's ass? That hoe had one hell of a Congo Canyon!

Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.

by Tom October 18, 2004

Congregation

The dog poop stuck in the bottom of your shoe

I stepped in something squishy and realized I have congregation

by Gotcha125 February 19, 2018

congeez

1. Level of horniness.
2. Desire for physical contact.

My congeez are through the roof. I need to get some ass tonight.

I haven't gotten laid in 3 months. I gotta settle my congeez.

by District Attorney February 13, 2009

hiphop congress

the only hiphop club at uci

hiphop cooooooooongress, the oooooonly hiphop club at uci.

by sparx November 17, 2003

Democratic Republic of the Congo

When a person writes Democratic Republic is the Congo it means they want to fuck you

Friend 1: Democratic Republic of the Congo
Friend 2: You gay bro?

by _whiteboyal_ June 14, 2019

congradulations

"Congratulations", in a sarcastic overtone.

CongraDulations on your new minimum wage job.

by Joe Cocker March 10, 2004