Sex Coffee

The act of pouring a cup of coffee onto a girl's vagina during intercourse.

Man: You ready for the sex coffee?

Woman: What? Aaaaahh! Aaaahhhh!!

by Trbo December 14, 2010

Coffee Cup

Or maybe something else at some point.

"What's that? It says coffee? Thats pretty presumptuous of that cup to think it's only ever gonna have coffee in there." -Tobuscus
"Pfft. Silly coffee cup." -Me

by Fambuscus October 18, 2011

Coffee Roaster

Overall a complete and total baddass. One who knows an extraordinary amount about all aspects of coffee, including: origin of the raw bean, flavor profile of coffee from every country, temperatures at which the coffee roasts, roast levels, and knows a sucky cup of coffee just by smelling it. Basically, they're a drug dealer that instead of dealing weed or cocaine deals coffee.

Did you hear about that badass coffee roaster that orders his own beans overseas, roasts them in a homemade roaster made from a grill and a rotating trashcan, grinds it in a $200 grinder from Italy, and sells it to local coffee bars to put starbucks out of business?

by gngrtbag January 9, 2011

Sexy Coffee

Coffee that is sexed up with alcohol, usually consumed early in the morning after a night of drinking.

Let's meet at the bar for some Sexy Coffee.

by coconutsunshine August 15, 2009

Coffee Confident

Coffee Confident - when you are so confident of success you are will to buy a round of coffee for everyone around you if it fails. Also works for Beer Confident.

Deb: So Callum you believe it will work this time?
Callum: Yes! without a doubt!
Deb: Coffee Confident?
Callum: ummm yes okay then!

by gdr4571 December 11, 2009

Coffee and Smokes

The most addictive and socially acceptable combination of vices the world has ever known.

“The only reason I went to the A.A meetings was for the free coffee and smokes."

by ajtothemax August 17, 2011

Coffee Creamer

The female version of "morning wood". When a female wakes up horny as anything and realizes she must let it out.

Friend 1: "My night was so lonely."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."

by Lor Becky August 7, 2012