Click Repellent

(On the internet) Content that fails to interest visitors into clicking on a link to a particular website. This is usually due to the excessive usage of clickbait, or from completely misunderstanding the needs of the audience.

I don't watch anything with Logan Paul anymore, he's click repellent.

by _e July 9, 2018

link clicking aversion

When someone doesn't click on a link for fear of opening a website containing a virus.

Dave: What was that link in that email you sent me yesterday?
Mike: It was a link to our wedding website.
Dave: Oh, I didn't click on it because I have link clicking aversion.
Mike: It said in the subject line that it was our wedding website and the email came from me. What is wrong with you?
Dave: I have a problem, I'm seeing someone

by stlhoosier December 18, 2012

Click Candy

A type of clickbait that delivers what's promised in the title or the thumbnail.

Stereotypical sidekick 1: Dude, have you seen the "Why are 96000000 black balls on this reservoir" video?
Stereotypical sidekick 2: Nah, it's probably clickbait.
Stereotypical sidekick 1: You would be surprised, because that's totally not clickbait. That's click candy!

by Gal Anonim August 2, 2019

Oscar Martinalebellebolalele*click click*tinez

The czehican Jack Nicholson Elf boi

Do you know the boi Oscar Martinalebellebolalele*click click*tinez

by Papa Sunday May 3, 2018

click pto

just what Bingo said from bluey

nothing UwU click pto

by dude stan September 6, 2022

Click Hit

When a song goes into a top 10 hit for a few days or weeks and drops more than 20 points due to it only being streamed by people who are online or their fan base that the general public never picked up

Barb: Did you see Trollz went #1?
Lamb: Yeah, but it was a Click Hit. It dropped over 30 points this week.

by YoungsterSpooky June 29, 2020

Click Remorse

The sense of visceral regret that one feels after searching the internet for something that seemed innocuous yet in actuality was horrific and unforgettable.

Todd: Ermahgerd...Bro, I just watched tubgirl and now I'm rockin some serious click remorse.

by Phallus Festivus June 5, 2018