A goof nigga that always get bitches even if they ugly asf. He is also very caring, protecting, and will beat your ass if you cross him wrong. Very freaky. And not so smart
by Cr-s July 17, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Chris:(/adjective/verb)
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass
Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass
Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.
by Naz L.P. July 1, 2018
Get the Chrismug. A Chris is the actual scum of the earth, he is a douche bag and breaks the heart of all girls, he dates girls and breaks up with them for stupid reasons, he also is a man hoe and dates all girls just to break their hearts.
by Factman February 28, 2020
Get the Chrismug. by gothic_clown December 20, 2016
Get the Chrismug. Someone who is too stubborn to see how much of a dickhead they are. A wild Chris will often think with their penis, all three inches of it. Known for stealing total bitches and makes you wonder why you liked them in the first place.
"My mum just broke up with my dad... They were cheating!"
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."
by Snaked April 5, 2017
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a fucking faggot. He's gayer than two guys sucking each other off in a gay bar for a ps4. If you meet a Chris, RUN! His gayness is toxic and contagious.
by Dumm and Ugly June 10, 2020
Get the Chrismug. 