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A Chris is the actual scum of the earth, he is a douche bag and breaks the heart of all girls, he dates girls and breaks up with them for stupid reasons, he also is a man hoe and dates all girls just to break their hearts.
Girl 1: Damn Chris just broke up with me
Girl 2: OF COURSE HE DID!!!! He is a Chris!
Chris by Factman February 28, 2020
Wow Chris is so dumb
Chris by Sack o' Flaps March 11, 2020
A person who has and always will live under the ground and has an extreme allergic reaction to sunlight. Additionally, he is a massive masochist who loves causing himself pain. He engages in all sorts of activities a normal human would not even think of doing, he has his own torture chamber in his house to give himself pleasure. He has quite an exquisite and vast collection of cock-stretchers and ball-crushers in his bedroom closet for when he's bored. Due to his intense activities he's also quite hot and has massive abs and muscles.
"Wow that sure is a Chris moment right there"
"I love Chris's pleasure room"
Chris by 8=Dick69user March 22, 2020
A fat dirty man who plays fortnite all day.
This kid is such a Chris.
Chris by Danothon April 2, 2020
Chris Has a big nose and a spoilt brat
Chris by Ironman2lols May 29, 2020
Chris is a fucking faggot. He's gayer than two guys sucking each other off in a gay bar for a ps4. If you meet a Chris, RUN! His gayness is toxic and contagious.
Holy shit, that guy is so gay, I bet his name is Chris.
Chris by Dumm and Ugly June 10, 2020
I saw him lay down on a puddle so that some twitch thot would wouldn’t step on it he’s a fat ass hole that no one likes he is the biggest simp and he hi chris
Chris by Not nick July 1, 2020