Callum

Callum is a lad whose IQ is below 0, he likes to finger his dog,mother and farther. He recently came out the closet because his dad had him trapped in there.

Friend “hey have you heard of Callum”
Friend 2 “yeah he likes to finger his mum!”

by BennTy August 26, 2020

Callum Wilkins

A weird specimen who is lost in this world, but also found in a natural habitat with a dead trim. He often doesn’t listen to when he’s being spoken to, he loves to impersonate the magician Houdini as he loves to disappear.

“Where’s Callum Wilkins gone”
“He’s done a Houdini the villa scum”

by Mandingo87 November 16, 2018

Callum

Big saddo with no life and no friends. Is extremely erotic but disgusting to look at and be around.

Hey Callum

by DefinitelyNotCallum December 14, 2021

Callum Singleton

Callum Singleton is a fat bastard. He is an attention seeker and smokes fags.

Callum singleton is a nitty.

by Saggypumpum August 31, 2019

Callum

British man with a sharp wit and wrinkly brain. Will most definitely carry your ass through school.

Did you hear about Callum?

Ya! He's super smart, but I heard he has a foot fetish.

by tomriddlemethisbitch November 23, 2021

Callum

Callum is Callum with blue balls.

person1: who's Callum?
person2: idk but he’s got blue balls

by MaddieTheSexyMf October 3, 2021

Callum

A meant who doesn't shut his gob

Omg Callum is a bitch

by Dogloaver January 14, 2019