Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.
A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.
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1. Determine what type of chicken you need: Before heading to the store, decide what type of chicken you want to buy. Do you need a whole chicken, chicken breasts, chicken legs, or another type of chicken product? This will help you navigate the store more efficiently.
2. Choose a reputable store: Look for a store that sells high-quality chicken products. A good quality store will have fresh chicken that is properly stored and displayed.
3. Examine the chicken: When you find the chicken you want to buy, examine it closely. Check the expiration date to ensure it is still fresh. Look for any signs of discoloration, such as brown spots or an off odor, which are indications of spoilage. Also, examine the packaging to ensure that it is properly sealed and has not been damaged.
4. Choose the right amount: Decide how much chicken you need. If you are buying a whole chicken, consider the size and weight of the bird. If you are buying individual chicken parts, think about how many people you will be serving and how much each person will eat.
5. Consider the price: Look at the price of the chicken to make sure it is within your budget. You may want to compare prices between different stores to find the best deal.
1. Determine what type of chicken you need: Before heading to the store, decide what type of chicken you want to buy. Do you need a whole chicken, chicken breasts, chicken legs, or another type of chicken product? This will help you navigate the store more efficiently.
2. Choose a reputable store: Look for a store that sells high-quality chicken products. A good quality store will have fresh chicken that is properly stored and displayed.
3. Examine the chicken: When you find the chicken you want to buy, examine it closely. Check the expiration date to ensure it is still fresh. Look for any signs of discoloration, such as brown spots or an off odor, which are indications of spoilage. Also, examine the packaging to ensure that it is properly sealed and has not been damaged.
4. Choose the right amount: Decide how much chicken you need. If you are buying a whole chicken, consider the size and weight of the bird. If you are buying individual chicken parts, think about how many people you will be serving and how much each person will eat.
5. Consider the price: Look at the price of the chicken to make sure it is within your budget. You may want to compare prices between different stores to find the best deal.
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