the next button

The ¨next¨button is a button that takes you to a horrible place.

When clicked, you are taken from the front page of definitions and into... other... definitions...

On the next page less funny definition of a word is hidden, and don't you even get me started on the third page and fourth and... the horrors!

dude #1: haha that was funny should we see more?

dude #2: no... never... you hear me? don't press that next button...

the next button the movie

by hi, you single or naw? September 13, 2017

button fucker

The cheepest way to pay for sex
One who solicits themselves for sex in the cheepest way possible

Skinny Peat: how much she set ya back last night?
Russia: wasn't much she was just a button fucker.

by Liberty Princess February 28, 2016

button's bottom

A saying that means something as yet undetermined.

"Well aren't you the button's bottom."

by sreese June 3, 2005

Russian Button

Butthole with hemorrhoids.

I told Steve my Russian Button is of limits until the cream works it's magic

by Sue Doughnim June 24, 2021

button giveaway

A con to lure unsuspecting people into front rooms in the North East of England for drinks, nibbles and swinging.

Ken and Rita couldn’t find any new people to swing with, so they held a button giveaway.

by Buttonswap2021 January 26, 2021

shrek-button

the shrek-button is something you make when you are bored and have a 3d printer, some led-lights and way to much time on your hands. it looks like a cartoonish red button that would launch a nuke but green instead of red. When pressed it would play allstar by smashmouth and turn all lights connected to it green. I believe it would be incredibly funny if you were at a zoom meeting and you press the button and everyone in your call would see your room turn green and hear allstar play in the background

Brian: Have you seen this new video of a shrek-button being pressed on toktik?
William: Yes i have! I would really want one as a gift and since my birthdys is coming up soooooo.
Brian: Nah fam you cant buy it rn.

by Gradd October 4, 2022

Numb button

the female equivalent of "whiskey dick". An occasion where a female drinks too much alcohol and her private parts (clitoris and vulva) become less sensitive, rendering her incapable of orgasm (aka "cum block". )

I went down on Mary for 2 hours, but she drank so much that she had numb button and couldn't come.

by Likesundaymorning July 10, 2017