Buff Helpy

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by 69 gayyyyyy 😏 May 12, 2022

Buffalo Internet

A gentleman's libation, served over ice and consumed directly after waking to ensure adequate intoxication prior to business meetings. Frequently responsible for camera failure, network outage, heavy slurring and other complications to conducting business over video meetings.

"Jeff must have tossed back a few buffalo internets and knocked over his laptop again - let's call this meeting and try again tomorrow."

by Xyxgy July 27, 2022

Bluffin' N' Chuffin'

To tell a lie (bluffing) so bad and obviously false that people think you are high (chuffing).

Bernard: Bro I'm hanging out with all the hoes rn
LaMarcus: Nah you Bluffin' N' Chuffin' fr

by LeBean James December 8, 2022

Bad Bluff Monkey

A derogatory term used by deadly serious poker players, to describe players who go all in on nothing,and win.

A Bad Bluff Monkey one who goes all in with say 7 and 2 and getting 7, 7, 2, on the flop, and wins.

by BadBluffMonkey January 6, 2009

muff bluffer

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

by kermit999 December 15, 2009

status bluffer

Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.

John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."

by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010

Trojan Buffalo

The act of ripping a dollar bill instead of opening a condom, while hovering over the night stand before sex. Intended to fool a female into thinking you'll be wearing protection during intercourse.

"She's usually pretty responsible, but she fell for the Trojan Buffalo, and now she's 6 months pregnant."

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011