Bruce
Bruce by Happy hilly billy August 7, 2019
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Aye wassup my different Earth doppelgänger, can i suck you off for hours on end until you dry up like a rasin.
Nah twin ian even roll like that- wait actually I’m in denial, now let me devour your big phat juicy delicious buttcheeks.
I love you twin
I love you too twin.
Years pass-this relationship thrived because of brucesexualism.
Nah twin ian even roll like that- wait actually I’m in denial, now let me devour your big phat juicy delicious buttcheeks.
I love you twin
I love you too twin.
Years pass-this relationship thrived because of brucesexualism.
brucesexual by Luckyspoon July 3, 2021
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a crazy mother fucker that gets charged by deer while poaching them, steals cars and siphons gas, jumps in the river after his fishing pole while a 50 pound muskee pulls it in and is extremely racist.
bruce moose by Mother Fuckin MOOOOSE October 3, 2008
Bruce
A shell who thinks it is a man and tries to steal your wife by telling her what she wants to hear and making her think you're not good enough and your marriage is doomed anyway so he can have his way with her. A Bruce is someone who thinks they're the best singer out there when you could totally kick his ass singing something like "Three Blind Mice" while totally drunk off your ass and singing with your head in a bucket. A Bruce constantly wears a hat to cover his stupid, ugly, pit of a head. A Bruce has a face worn down by years of eating, sleeping and shitting stupid. A Bruce is a two-faced jerkoff. Speaking of JERKOFF, A Bruce is a total freak who likes to masturbate while watching Oprah and America's Funniest Videos, and while reading the comics from the Sunday paper. Bruces often do not roam in herds and can't keep a mate because they don't know how to mount them properly. Bruces tend to migrate, but only go South, often forgetting the other directions entirely. A Bruce often keeps a guitar in a spare bedroom but doesn't know how to play it. A Bruce can usually play pool very well, but prefers pocket pool or solitaire, or pin the tail on the porn star, or let's see if I can nail another married woman, or how many fingers do you see, wait, let me take these out of my ass and count again.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that Bruce?
Person 2: Yeah, it looks really lame...probably from years of beating off while watching Judge Judy and Josie & The Pussycats on split screen, and eating mac & cheese in his boxer shorts with smurfs on them.
Person 3: Shut up you sick bastards, Bruce is right THERE!
Bruce: Hey, I'm trying to masturbate, can you keep it down?
Person 2: Yeah, it looks really lame...probably from years of beating off while watching Judge Judy and Josie & The Pussycats on split screen, and eating mac & cheese in his boxer shorts with smurfs on them.
Person 3: Shut up you sick bastards, Bruce is right THERE!
Bruce: Hey, I'm trying to masturbate, can you keep it down?
Bruce by brogers2009 February 5, 2010
Bruce
1: of, relating to, or characterized by being a total flaming faggot towards one of the homies.
2: of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between said homies (butt pirates).
2: of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between said homies (butt pirates).
Coop is being a Bruce again...
Bullitt looks like a Bruce in that tiny ass shirt that sits above his belly button.
Why is Ant on that dudes lap ? Fucking Bruce.
Bullitt looks like a Bruce in that tiny ass shirt that sits above his belly button.
Why is Ant on that dudes lap ? Fucking Bruce.
Bruce by Free uppercuts December 29, 2010
Bruce
A cross-dressing, closet gay, wanna-be fake cowboy who thinks that all women of the Earth worship him. Royally sucks at singing yet thinks he is God of Karaoke. Habitually lies to women so he can get laid -- at any cost. Yet for all his obsessing over having sex with women, secretly orders gay black porno mags and vids on eBay and jacks off to it while dressed like a red-headed hooker named Sandy.