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Salford Bricking It

by Cloggydon July 11, 2019
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Jalon Brockington

A fucking cunt that hasn't finished the first episode of his show but is working on the second season already.
Aidan: Hey when is episode 1 coming out?
Jalon Brockington: Idk. But what do u think about these ideas for season 2?
Aidan: *physical confusion*
by UrBestFriendVoid69 November 15, 2019
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Neck breaking seats

The front seats of a movie theater where extended neck muscle straining leaves you sore and wishing for a trip to a chiropractor.
All the good seats are sold out; I guess we'll have to buy the neck breaking seats
by GlueBank January 8, 2020
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Screen-Breaking

When you unplug, eactivate your social media accounts, and disappear for a three-day weekend/holiday.
During quarantine, your Screen-Breaking options are Scrabble and homemade sushi, but we're planning a group camping trip for summer Screen-Breaking.
by mysticklemom April 27, 2020
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Bitch Breaking

When a person is approaching a jump on a bike, scooter, skateboard, etc... pussies out of going forward with the jump.
C'mon Jeff you can do it! What are you doing?! Why are you bitch breaking?
by Alek Wright August 23, 2021
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(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.
In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
by QuacksO January 8, 2022
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Chicken bricking

The art of shoving you cock inside a chicken then grabbing a brick in each hand and crushing the chickens head. The chicken will go into intense convulsions and give you a amazing orgasm.
Ol John boy was caught by uncle Jimmy bad touch chicken bricking out in the chicken coop
by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ April 18, 2022
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