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full breakfast

When having sexual intercourse a full breakfast would include vaginal, anal, oral and mastabation. (Tit wank if your lucky)
Bert: Err my miss's never shags any more only got a Bj last night! What about you Bob?

Bob: I got a full breakfast!

Bert: Lucky bugger
by tonigreen July 18, 2008
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Midnight Breakfast

A special meal during Finals Week at Middlebury College (and perhaps other schools), served at midnight, that consists of typical breakfast food. It lifts the mood of stressed, tired and hungry students who need something to keep them going.
Eating Midnight Breakfast made me feel a little better about tomorrow's chemistry exam.
by Wanderfalke May 3, 2010
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man breakfast

The ultimate male culinary delight.

The man breakfast (TM) must contain all of the following.

Bacon
Sausage
Egg
Mushroom
Black Pudding
Hash Browns
Beans
Tomato
Toast/Fried Bread

Extra such as ketchup, brown sauce, salt and pepper are essential.

The man breakfast is the only way to defeat a hangover, which is God's way of telling you that you had a good night.
Hey! You left the mushrooms off this man breakfast!

Oi! There's chips on my man breakfast - take it away!
by Jamie Douglas December 19, 2006
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Farmer's breakfast

Don't worry, love. I've got t' milk cows. I'll just have a farmer's breakfast.
by Ed Rivers November 17, 2005
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breakfast

a name given to a particular person who you find extremly attractive and would like to jump make out, or have sex with. this comes from the saying "man, i'd eat her for breakfast"
"that guy has a body like a god, he's my breakfast"
"murray is my breakfast"
"i'd love to lick that breakfast stamp"
by r-boat June 11, 2008
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Belarusian Breakfast

A Belarusian Breakfast is a form of sexual intimacy shared between two people. It is the act of cracking an egg on your partners stomach and letting it slide down to the vagina and or penis and licking it clean.
"Dude my girlfriend made me do a Belarusian Breakfast on her" "That's sick man"
by CallmeMrLemon December 1, 2011
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breakfast club

also the breakfast club

the best movie i have ever seen in my life. its about a brain, a jock, a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal who get a saturday detention for 9 hours and they get to know each other for who they really are, and not just what they look like.

i personally like the criminal. he can light a match on his teeth, and so can i.
"can i have my doobage?"

"he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

"you won't let a guy stick his tongue in your mouth, but you'll eat that?!?!"
by im the criminal July 3, 2005
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