boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010

mother-bored

Nagged to death by your mother, grandmother or aunt. The result of the constant barrage of maternal nit-pickie reminders.

After being told hang up his jacket, take off his shoes, come in through the garage and not the front door, use a handkerchief and not his sleeve, lower his voice and not to use such coarse language; Carl turned around, got in his car and left thoroughly mother-bored.

by geezitron December 19, 2009

Bore off

When one decides not to participate in the festivities of the rest of the group

i cant believe your not coming out tonight u bore off!!

by lloydy B December 10, 2008

boring minds

a dull, non-entertaining and non-amusing mind.

Boredom sets into boring minds.

by openyoureyeskid. October 22, 2009

Bumble Bore

1. Someone that makes life really boring and is always looking at the negative side of life. They must enjoy being that way.
2. Someone that hangs around party situations and nags about everyone that's having a good time.

"stop being such a bumble bore Jen!"

by Nick Ardito December 17, 2008

boring burger

Whenever there are extravagant choices on the menu, but you just choose a boring burger.

Man look at this variety of choices, and you're just getting the boring burger?!

by Rob Lobsta September 21, 2016

bored in math

When you are bored and math and have nothing else to do

Ugh... I'm so bored in math

by lenord01 January 8, 2020