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boner broth

cum; semen; joy juice; spooge; jism. Alliterative slang
Oh, Cheryl, I just got a load of boner broth on the sheet....sorry about that.
by Perchpike January 10, 2012
mugGet the boner brothmug.

Social Boner

That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.
"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"

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by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013
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Clothes Boner

When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.
Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.
by ankvnoat752 February 21, 2010
mugGet the Clothes Bonermug.

dookie boner

A Dookie Boner is when one finishes the act of pooping and notices that they have an erect penis.
Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner

Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time
by Buttircup March 18, 2014
mugGet the dookie bonermug.

Boner shandy

A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.
I was so pissed last night, I could only get a boner shandy even though she was a worldie
by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019
mugGet the Boner shandymug.

Nicotine Boner

When you inhale copious amounts of nicotine via the devils usb causing immediate arousal which results in a rock hard stiffy
Hey Rickey can I hit your juul?
Sure man, try not to get a nicotine boner this time
by LeroyNoobykins June 5, 2019
mugGet the Nicotine Bonermug.

boneless boner

Boneless boner is when you are aroused without getting an erection
Guy: dude i got a boneless boner last night when I saw this transexual midget threesome porno
Dude: boneless boners are the shiit
by looneylobs July 31, 2017
mugGet the boneless bonermug.

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