When someone asks for ideas for a name for a baby or pet, get the Bible and your favorite book with characters (if your favorite is a series, get a book from the series). For each round open each book to a random spot and write down the first name you spot. (Disclude the names Jesus, God, Lucifer and Satan). After you play as many rounds as you want, choose the names you think would be best to give to the name givers.
Mom: Your cousin is having a baby, and wants some name ideas
Son: Ill get my bible and Harry Potter book, we'll play Bible Name Bingo and find ideas.
Son: Ill get my bible and Harry Potter book, we'll play Bible Name Bingo and find ideas.
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The Queen James Mission Statement:
So, in short, our goal is to rewrite the entire Christian Bible. From Old Testament to New Testament, no word will be left unchanged. No moral will be left uncorrupted. No penis joke will be left unmade. It will be a tough, lengthy and probably fatal task, yet we shoulder the burden for the good of our fellow man.
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The Queen James Mission Statement:
So, in short, our goal is to rewrite the entire Christian Bible. From Old Testament to New Testament, no word will be left unchanged. No moral will be left uncorrupted. No penis joke will be left unmade. It will be a tough, lengthy and probably fatal task, yet we shoulder the burden for the good of our fellow man.
Quotes from the Queen James Bible:
4:6 And God said unto Cain "Why art thou wroth? And why is thy countenance fallen?" to which Cain replied "What the fuck are you talking about, Shakespeare?"
4:7 God continued harping on about some bollocks, and Cain saw his brother humping a sheep in the distance. This wasn't Cain's day.
4:6 And God said unto Cain "Why art thou wroth? And why is thy countenance fallen?" to which Cain replied "What the fuck are you talking about, Shakespeare?"
4:7 God continued harping on about some bollocks, and Cain saw his brother humping a sheep in the distance. This wasn't Cain's day.
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"Bible church" is not a denomination, and as such mclean bible church answers to no church body on policy but believes in the bible alone as the source of "church polcy"
"Bible church" is not a denomination, and as such mclean bible church answers to no church body on policy but believes in the bible alone as the source of "church polcy"
why does mclean bible church have video games and a gym in church? does that still count as church?
If it teaches the word of God, and if Jesus is the focus, then why not use video games to attract people who might otherwise not come?
who says church has to be boring?
If it teaches the word of God, and if Jesus is the focus, then why not use video games to attract people who might otherwise not come?
who says church has to be boring?
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"hey that guys a cool bible banger" "why do you say that" "he told me he was a christian and he acts like one but he doesnt judge me for any thing"
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Get the bible basher's slang mug.1. (v) Sex with a pastor or priest who uses the Bible to guilt, justify, or otherwise cajole you into having sex with him (or her).
2. (n) A Christian school kid's game where the teacher calls out a Bible verse and the winner is the first to open the Bible to the page, raise their hand, and read the verse.
2. (n) A Christian school kid's game where the teacher calls out a Bible verse and the winner is the first to open the Bible to the page, raise their hand, and read the verse.
Pastor Rick and I went to the motel for a Bible drill.
Pastor Rick and I practiced our Bible drills.
Pastor Rick and I practiced our Bible drills.
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