boyfriend bitcher

The overly annoying friend who becomes pissed off whenever your significant other is present, and for no apparent reason. The boyfriend bitcher is friends with both people in the relationship, however, is not a big fan of the relationship itself, and makes it known to both parties in obnoxious and bitchy ways.

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Kathy, those new shoes are so blah blah blah, you're such a good friend, blah blah blah"

(significant other approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) oh. whatever

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Steve, i love being your friend blah blah blah"

(Kathy approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) I can't deal with you two.

by Aunt Kathy August 15, 2010

bachelor pad

A Japanese futon for one.

"I got a nice studio apartment now in the Village, and it's not only a cool bachelor pad, but I also sleep ON my very cool bachelor pad every night."

-- Posted on a Tokyo bulletin board in Ikebukuro, July 2, 2009

by PRwiz101 July 4, 2009

Bitchen

The term for the room in an urban apartment in which the bathroom is located in the kitchen.

Trish's new apartment in Williamsburg has a Bitchen.

by david fagin July 29, 2007

Bitchen

How idiots spell the word "Bitchin'".

Idiot: Hey man, I had a bitchen party last night!!!1!
Intellectual: I believe you meant "bitchin'". Idiot.

by nicoleninja May 23, 2010

Bitched

Also used when describing especially hard hits or crazy plays that occur during a major sporting event, particularly American football. Can also apply to homeruns or strikeouts in baseball.

If Ray Lewis or Brian Dawkins lays an especially hard hit on a player, you scream at the TV as loud as possible, "BITCHED!"

"Jerome Bettis bitched three defenders on his way to the endzone."

by Rich J January 7, 2006

Bitchen

A kitchen with bitches in it.

During some parties, the place to be is the bitchen.

by itsbinkl182 March 6, 2011

Bachelorsexual

When you are neither straight, homosexual, bisexual or any other type of sexual. You are just a nothing. A loner. You do not feel the need to be romantically involved with anyone.

Also see, failosexual.

a) I don't like anything. I'm bachelorsexual.

b)Matt says: Hey, wanna come home with me?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my sister came too?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my dog came too?
Suzy: No, god damnit! I'm bachelorsexual!

by thepersonthatrox January 30, 2009