Taco Bell Lady

A middle aged lady who has been inhabiting the East Meadow, Taco bell on Long Island, New York for over 8 years. She repeatedly orders the same hard taco supreme every day and sits in the seat completely adjacent to the entrance doors. She is known by many people in the greater East Meadow area including parts of Merrick, Bellmore, and Uniondale. There have been sightings of her daughter by few people that work in the East Meadow area, but these sightings have yet to be confirmed. The Taco Bell Lady has been seen in the East Meadow Waldbaums, Villa Grande Pizzeria and also the PathMark of East Meadow. She will try to have conversations with many people about her childhood in the Brooklyn area as well as her daughters recent 3rd grade class picture, of which she carries the yearbook of Woodland Elementary School of East Meadow with her in her enormous pocketbook. But we still do not know if this is her daughter, or a picture of a random child.

"hey man, did you end your drunken night at taco bell in east meadow"

" ya man i did, i got hounded by the taco bell lady again"

by iloveyou5 December 8, 2009

School Bell

An oxymoron. A paradox.

The school bell is the joyless and repulsive sound of the beginning of the school day.

Yet, it is also the beautiful sound of freedom at the end of the day.

8:00 am
*School Bell rings*
Alfonso: Fuck, it's time for another shitty day at school.

3:00 pm
*School Bell rings*
Alfonso: Ahh the sweet sound of liberation.

by limechime99 March 4, 2010

Donald Bell-Gam

Entertainment genius/ producer of funny shit

He auditioned for Britain's Got Talent. Donald Bell-Gam famously answered the question "What do you do?" with the answer "I'm 20"

by tinymojo3 January 13, 2009

Taco Bell Run

To Cease Anything &/Or Everything That You May Be Doing At Any Given Time Of Day(or night) & Go Directly To Taco Bell For The Best Food On Planet Earth, Particularly The Cheesy Double Beef Burrito.

Guy 1: "You Know What I'm Thinkin?"
Guy 2: "& That Would Be?"
Guy 1: "A Taco Bell Run."
Guy 2: "Dude, It's 2:30 In The Morning!"
Guy 1: "...I Fail To See Your Point."
Guy 2: "You're Right, I'm Drivin."

by ECTenorDrummer August 6, 2009

Taco Bell Challenge

A feat whereby a person is challenged to eat $20.00 worth of Taco Bell food within one hour. Only one drink purchase allowed.

If the contestant can eat all of the food in the allotted time, the issuer of the challenge must pay the tab. If the contestant cannot eat all of the food ordered, he/she must pay for whatever has been ordered.

I really thought I could eat 23 orders of cinnamon twists. Because I could not, I lost the Taco Bell Challenge

-or-

I've won the Taco Bell Challenge: I just consumed 4 Big Bell Box Meals, pay up son.

by Taco Bell connoisseur July 1, 2008

ring my bell

To climax a woman, make her come; give a woman pleasure.

"You can ring my be-e-ell.......ring my bell,(ring my bell, ding dong ding, ahhhh!)"

from "Ring My Bell" by Anita Ward, 1979 (world-wide #1 hit).

by babybabe February 12, 2008

Taco Bell

A fast food resturaunt that is currently being boycotted because they exploit the workers that pick thier tomatoes.

Me worka in fielda for taco bell! Me makea a penny and a halfa aday!

by Punk in Drublic December 8, 2003