Alaskan Ice Beard

When another man proceeds to ejaculate onto another man's beard in a cold climate

Went camping with the homies....woke up with an Alaskan Ice Beard

by KingFoopaTroopa August 18, 2020

Schrodinger’s beard

When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.

Person 1: I cant tell if that guy has a beard or not
Person 2: Yeah. He’s got a Schrodinger’s beard

by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023

Mr. Bearden

Very caring and unique person who likes to camp in (un)common room so he can catch violators of study hour

-Is it Tuesday already?
-Yep
-Finally, we will have Mr. Bearden

by Pablo EmilioGaviria March 8, 2021

bearding me out

Like getting wierded out, only by someone with a beard that makes you uncomfortable. (not the person, but mostly their beard).

Dude, you are like totally bearding me out. (this is said while staring directly at the beard).

by mathmagician February 9, 2008

Bearded New Yorker

A derogatory slang word for a Jewish person. Most likely derived from the tradional beard fround on most Hacidic Jewish men. An Artie Lange creation originally aired on the Howard Stern Show on July 22, 2008 which spiked the google search top 10.

Watch out for that bearded New Yorker, he fakes the certifications on his diamonds.

by US and A August 16, 2008

Bum Beard

The hair growing on the cheeks of your ass, around your ring.

My bum beards so long I could dreadlock it

I shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night

by Rob_uk April 28, 2006

Ass Beard

A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.

Whoa dude check out that ass beard over there.

by Spiffy McGee February 19, 2009