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beaver helmet

The soft pink skin that covers and protects the clitoris. During full arousal the beaver helmet retracts to expose the clitoris.
I pushed back her beaver helmet to lick her clit.
by jaz October 19, 2004
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rat-infested beaver killer

A herpes infected male genital that is often times very large and can potentially cause mortal pain to a woman's beaver.
Anne - "No way I would hook up with Ryan. I heard he has a rat-infested beaver killer!"
by Pretty Rikky June 11, 2009
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Beaver's Oooohh

When you thrust in a uncontrollable way while shouting beaver's ooooh. Orginated off Soccer am Allsports Show when one of the presenters who supported the oregon beavers thrusted while shouted beavers oooh and now its god dam legend
Presenter1: I reckon Beaver's are doing well this season........
GO! Beaver's Oooohh (thrusting actions)

Presenter2: your not allowed to do that

Presenter1: ok srry.................(walking away).........
Beaver's Oooohh (quick sneaky thrust)
by Louispa February 8, 2006
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beaver

Show us your beaver!
by Jesse.m.20 May 15, 2005
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Beaverlodge

A small, grungy town in northern Alberta which is known for its gratuitous amounts of narcotics, trampy women, constant gusting winds that turn a nice, sunny day into a miserable one and, most importantly, its giant beaver statue.

People will only ever live in Beaverlodge for one of two reasons: (1) to make money (which is generally in abundance because nobody actually wants to be there) or (2) because they're too poor to leave. This often occurs because people are bored and resort to narcotics for recreational purposes.

While utterly depressing and generally the most uninteresting place you'll ever see, the few people who are able to maintain a relatively healthy level of sanity while living in Beaverlodge are able to do so through the enactment of downward social comparison, i.e. comparing themselves to the people of Wembley, Horse Lake, and Hythe -neighbouring communities.
Beaverlodgian: "Oh... My... Gosh... I hate my life. I think I'll go end it upon that needlessly ugly giant beaver statue".

*A Wemblian, Horse-Laker, and a Hythian walk by*

Beaverlodgian: "Well, I guess Beaverlodge isn't THAT bad... Maybe I'll just go snort some coke instead"
by JPaps December 20, 2010
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beaver floss

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Zipper Muffin.
The Gynecologist told me I should cut down on the ol' Beaver Floss
by Ryan March 13, 2005
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beaver

"Leave It to Beaver" TV-Series 1957-1963

family sit-com with:

Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver)
Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)
and, of course, the eponymous:
Jerry Mathers (Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver)
usually notable for "the filthiest line in a sit-com":

Barbara Billingsley was asked about June Cleaver's remark,

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

The TV mom replied, "I don't remember saying it, but I must have, I''ve seen it on t-shirts."
by bob "a" September 2, 2005
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