Skin Beard

An other term for a scrotum.

Dude, check out this gay porn...There's a guy that's contact juggling a black man's skin beard...

by Dracotic September 25, 2010

Beard Bail

When you get gum stuck in your beard and you have to shave it off to get rid of the gum.

Bob: Dude I just blew a bubble so big that when it busted I had to do a beard bail.

by Slow Company 7th Battalion April 23, 2010

bearded elder

Male reproductive organ; a penis

I left work early to play with the kids. The bearded elder, I mean, and the twins.

by Das Brick September 18, 2006

Sex Beard

When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.

I went down on her for so long that now I have crazy Sex Beard.

by Tom Slagmore March 09, 2018

bearded pompeii

the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin

Tom: So what did you two do last night?

Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.

Tom: You are a sick freak.

by brodudecm March 02, 2009

Taint Beard

A beard like tuft of hair that is located between ball sack and anus. The taint beard should rest well below the ball sack. A proper taint beard should be at least 1 to 2 inches below to allow proper viewing from all angles. The ball sack should also be groomed and maintained regularly. A taint beard is required for the infamous Amish Bushwhacker (See Amish Bushwhacker) and also for the Western variaion for the Amish Bushwhacker.

The womans face was irritiated by her husbands taint beard.
Captain Neckbeard grooms his taint beard on the regular.

He grew a taint beard so he could do the amish bushwacker.

by zombiepinup December 30, 2011

Nose Beard

A mustache. Particularly thick and full.

Dude, trim your mustache, it's like a frickin' nose beard or something.

by f.zappa March 19, 2009