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Apple beard

A bulbous like forming and upkeep of a beard just on the ball of the chin. Round and plump.
Man, did you see Chris' apple beard? He's been growing that thing for weeks now, no water required!
by bluDAbaDEdaBAdi September 11, 2011
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Beard Bail

When you get gum stuck in your beard and you have to shave it off to get rid of the gum.
Bob: Dude I just blew a bubble so big that when it busted I had to do a beard bail.
by Slow Company 7th Battalion April 23, 2010
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Skin Beard

An other term for a scrotum.
Dude, check out this gay porn...There's a guy that's contact juggling a black man's skin beard...
by Dracotic September 26, 2010
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Nose Beard

Dude, trim your mustache, it's like a frickin' nose beard or something.
by f.zappa March 19, 2009
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bearded elder

I left work early to play with the kids. The bearded elder, I mean, and the twins.
by Das Brick September 18, 2006
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Sex Beard

When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.
I went down on her for so long that now I have crazy Sex Beard.
by Tom Slagmore March 9, 2018
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rally beard

The beard you start growing until you reach your ultimate goal and can't cut it off until you get there.
Brian Wilson's rally beard keeps getting longer until he wins the World Series of Baseball.

I'm growing a rally beard until I earn $1m dollars.
by DjScratchWrecked'Em October 3, 2011
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