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Sex-On-the-Beach

<noun>
a session of masturbation in which the "user" employs sunscreen lotion as a means of lubrication, leaving all lights on and turning the therm up to 84.
"Woke up this morning to my pink Motorola RAZR screaming an indie folk song, had some eggs, a Sex-On-the-Beach, took a shower, then here I am."
by lubricationVarient September 21, 2011
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Howard Beach

A neighborhood in Queens NY located just by the Jamaica Bay, where John Gotti use to live. Howard Beach is infamous for Mafia activities and "racial" crimes. Howard Beach is essentially just like Ozone Park, except the stuff you find in Howard Beach actually has quality to it. Cross Bay Boulevard, a busy 6 lane median divided boulevard that crosses the bay and go to Rockaway, is the major shopping strip for the neighborhood. Howard Beach might be a very attractive neighborhood in Queens with a lot going for it, but it also has the most wiggers out of any neighborhood in Queens NY.
Male- Wanna go to Howard beach, I heard theres some nice restaurants on Cross Bay Blvd over there.

Female- No way, there's too many wiggers there.
by NYC Metalhead June 21, 2006
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Vero Beach

A small city in east central Florida in a region known specifically as the Treasure Coast. Has a population of about 20,000.

The city and its surrounding environs can be divided into five different parts:

1. East Vero is characterized by sprawling subdivisions and over-priced track housing with some elements of poverty as well as middle-class homes. The mall and the surrounding businesses are by far the largest attractions this area provides.

2. Central Vero possess the downtown as well as middle-class and some poorer demograohics. Notable here is a small number of historic commercial and recreational buildings, city hall, and the county court house.

3. South Vero is very similar to Central Vero minus the downtown and there are more lower class citizenry.

4. North Vero/Gifford is likely to be one of the poorest and at the same time wealthiest areas of the county. Grand Harbor, an upscale community boasting hundreds of residents, borders a largely African American community with above average numbers of people living below the poverty line.

5. The Vero "Beach" is composed of mostly upper middle to upper class residents who live either in gated/ungated communities or inhabit the plethora of flamboyantly named streets. Despite the area being prone to hurricanes a recent boom in tourism and revenue has sparked renovations to parks and other facilities as well as an increase in expensive housing. This part of town likes to remain aloof of the "mainlanders".
Vero Beach, where dreams come to die.
by Lemon123 April 5, 2010
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baphomet

1.A creation of Eliphas Levi which is a symbol of man's nature, carnal desires, and connection to nature. Usually seen as a goat-headed figure with a womans torso, pointing above and below, with a sun overhead and a moon below. aka: goat of mendes, goat of a thousand young, black goat.
2. a synonym for the symbol primarily seen as the symbol for the Church of Satan, created by Anton Szandor Lavey, in 1966, which features hebrew letters that spell "lvytn" or leviathan, which is a sea-serpent creature associated with Satan, the dual god of christianity. However, The Church of Satan and Anton LaVey's teachings are not of worship of an external deity, but of teh worship of oneself, who is the real creator of all deities in their opinion. aka: sigil of baphomet.
"That baphomet statue is amazing!"
"Where did you get that baphomet penmdant?"
by Damon December 22, 2003
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sex on the beach

When you go down to the beach and have sex.
Johnny: Want some sex on the beach?
Jilly: That sounds great!
Johnny: Bend over then.
Jilly: You pervert!
by lui kang December 28, 2005
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Muscle Beach

This phrase is popular in the Adirondacks. It can be used to describe a person exhibiting a great feat of strength, but it is most commonly used with a sarcastic connotation to describe a person lifting a lightweight object.
Example #1
Adirondacker 1: *lifts box of books*
Adirondacker 2: Woah, take it easy, Muscle Beach!

Example #2
Adirondacker 1: Instead of taking the fridge, I'll carry this pack of napkins.
Adirondacker 2: Don't strain yourself, Muscle Beach.
by safdsa October 5, 2006
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Howard Beach

A great town. Very, Very, Very Italian. Public School 207 is the school everyone goes to and it pretty good. If you're basic you go to SFP and the smart ones go to Molloy or other public schools that are impossible to get into. Everyone is pretty much white but they think they are ghetto so they act like they're from the hood and it's v cringey. You're cool if you play basketball or wear Jordan's and girls all wear leggings and pink sweatshirts 99% or the time. The OLG fairs are mad lit. Cross Bay Blvd has the best food and you can practically smell fried Calamari driving down the Blvd. everyone knows eachother and when you live there you wanna leave but once you're gone you're gonna miss it.
Yo lets go to Howard Beach their food is mad good. Yeah let's go to New Park Pizza it's the best.
by AxFxB August 29, 2017
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