Skip to main content

cretin needs a beating

it's another 'rhyme-paced meter' way to say that somebody is 'cruising for a bruising'. In other words, somebody is being a stupid asshole and deserves to be put back in his or her PLACE! That moron is just asking for trouble.
1. Yesterday at the Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington Cemetery Donald Traitortrump gave a long-winded pompous ass speech promoting and gloating about HIMSELF - yes, AGAIN! He has pissed off a lot of people - AGAIN - including many military veterans because everything he talked about (and tweeted) was, as always about 'ME ME ME'. That cretin needs a beating because he's a dirty treasonous criminal and he just don't know how to STFU!

2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.

3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2018
mugGet the cretin needs a beating mug.

dick beating

Noun: The act of bruising a girl's thigh by playfully whipping her with an erect penis.
"C. Cee was being naughty so V was like 'you're gonna catch a dick beating.'"
by vladster January 13, 2014
mugGet the dick beating mug.

beaking

"I was beaking the shit out of that bird last night"
by brum and james January 27, 2010
mugGet the beaking mug.

Bellingham

That chicks from Bellingham??? Wow, that's ghetto
by bob oblob April 25, 2011
mugGet the Bellingham mug.

beading nutsac

To sweat profusely, to a point that is unattractive.
Yo bro I was rockin some b-ball and i started beading nutsac!!! Yea dude i started beading some FIERCE nutsac too
by Gookdorf January 23, 2009
mugGet the beading nutsac mug.

Baling

Putting a hapless creature/person in a wheelie bin.
Did you see that bitch baling a cat on You Tube?
by Bastos McNigra August 25, 2010
mugGet the Baling mug.

beating

1.to wear somthing
2. to wear somthing for a long time so peepz know its you comming from a mile off.
Guy1:'oh blood whats with the shoes?'
guy 2 who is wearing the shoes: 'allow the shoes i'm beating man.'
by xXx gyal June 7, 2005
mugGet the beating mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email