may the lord open

Prayer used to beseech divine intervention for someone afflicted with constipation and in the grips of a prolonged blum

I've been struggling all day to take a dump and all I have to show for it is a few crumbs. May the lord open.

by Sidney's natural resources October 14, 2019

The frank stand is open

Subliminal way to invite someone to your gential area. Used in exchange for su** my d***

Your mother is a bitch.

Yea whatever bro the frank stand is open

by Eight4Fly July 23, 2019

Ease of Opening Index

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.

Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.

by rperazag May 21, 2010

fbi open up

hentai uncensored loli?
oh I don't like where this is going.

kanna-san:Senpai....Deeeppeeerrr
fbi:fbi open up!

by virtualsadboy June 15, 2018

wide open beaver

noun,
the image of a woman with her legs splayed proudly showing her glory for the world to see.

" where's that book of wide open beavers?"
Kurt Vonnegut in his book 'Breakfast of champions' beautifully illustrates the point.

by qwfwq July 27, 2006

Open Casket Material

A witty and sarcastic way to describe beauty. Often used in its negative form (she ain't open casket material) meaning having (or not) a presentable look.

Look at that girl, she's open casket material. But her boyfriend I would close the casket on him.

by Chomskian December 17, 2008

Fake VHS Openings

A particular type of videos that show intros for VHS tapes that don't exist. While some of them are decently made, a majority of videos are recorded with an external-device (a camcorder or an iPhone), which is of insanely poor quality.

"I have ever seen some fake VHS openings about my favorite cartoon Thomas and Friends." - Some VHS fan

by Ryan900USAYT February 10, 2022