Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

bare maximum

it’s a bit of a who’s who

naomi punched a homeless an he exclaimed “ u hit me with the bare maximum flying punch”

by Bill billagin July 24, 2024

barely

Term used by only the kintriest of southerners, usually followed by a use of the word tho and/or bet. Usually said as an uncomplete sentence just for the sake of saying it.
started in Baird Texas.

Barely though. freakin' bet bro.

by Notcole123 April 10, 2016

bare

old fart who usually drives a pussy little prius.

Wow that flamer is so bare in his little car.

by Shoemaker52 February 8, 2008

bare essentials

Da minimum amount of your personal "real estate" dat you're expected to "show da world" at a nudist camp.

Da term "bare essentials" can also refer to da unclothed status of one or more fellow humans dat a pervert feels is vital and necessary for him to feel even at a minimum of happy, calm, satisfied, etc.

by QuacksO March 21, 2023

Bare spurting

A phrase used to put the amount of blood pouring out of your penis into perspective.

Jake: Ayo wagwan i'm bare spurting blood way out my tip my drilla
Tom: Damn g you might wanna get that ting checked out
Jake: Nah g

by Skidmark69 March 5, 2021

cookie rookie bared

When some one is cooked and doing something funny

Feeg is cookie rookie bared and doing backflips

by NokBerry December 20, 2016