Dad Balling 

When a Dad observes his significant other breast feeding their child and is aroused.

Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.

So last night we were at Boston Pizza. Then my wife went to breast feed our kid, and i was left with a huge hard on.

That Bitch was Dad Balling me!

Dad Balling by DadBallz4lyf August 26, 2019

brain balling 

Combination of the word spitballing and brainstorming

I'm just brain balling here but I think it's a good idea.

brain balling by unizebra September 10, 2020

Bare Balling 

An act of liberation in which guys let their ballsacks hang freely out the fly of their pants, shorts, etc.

"Bro, you know your ballsack is hanging out right?.."

"I'm bare balling dude, I never felt more free. I feel like a new man."

"You lost a bet didn't you?"

"Yup..."

Bare Balling by bro-cabulary June 29, 2020

Dick-Balling

When you are procrastinating a task at work and do something else non-work related.

Boss: "Hey, stop Dick-Balling about and get them products added onto the website!"

Lazy Employee: "Sorry Sir, I will get back to work ASAP."

Dick-Balling by Best WWO Employee October 9, 2023

8 Ballon D'ors 

Messi.

Messi has 8 Ballon D'ors!

8 Ballon D'ors by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

hoop dreams bawllin 

when you are excited (does not have to involve basketball) often times the speaker is lying on their back and raises their pelvis upward but this is optional

Teacher: everyone got A's on their tests!
Black kids: HOOP DREAMS BAWLLIN!!

hoop dreams bawllin by Rancorn February 23, 2011

Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Balling

Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.

My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.

One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.

He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.

Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Balling by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020