bum fry 

A French fry that falls out of its container and onto the bottom of a paper take-out bag. Sometimes found in twos, other times found in large groups with other bum fries creating a greasy bottom. Bum fries are in no-man’s land, hence are up for grabs by any party that shares the same take-out bag.

Friend 1: “Hey! Stop eating the fries from the bag, those fell out of my box!”
Friend 2: “Nah man, that’s just a Bum Fry!”

bum fry by PerfectParadox January 18, 2018

Bum-Bailiff 

One who engages in anal sex.

My new boyfriend is a bum-bailiff. He only wants to do my arse.

Carl is a bum-bailiff.

Bum-Bailiff by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Bum Bucks

A bum that recieves unemployment money

Dante: "Every fortnight the government gives me bum bucks for doing nothing"

Bum Bucks by Anonymous tripfag August 27, 2018

bum snack 

The act of eating ass.

"Dude, I've been bum snacking a lot the past days. No flex."

"You're a minor? Fuck off and come back once you can legally bum snack!"

bum snack by cysleon February 23, 2021

bum perfume 

bum perfume is a luxury perfume made from the chopped off assholes of dead people. different people make different fragrances. old people smell like expired cheese, poor people farts smell like a thrift store, E-girls and only fans models farts smell like disappointed (jk they don't work because girls don't fart). farts from Florida men smell like Cocaine and farts from Saskatchewan people smell like laced cocaine but they are rare due to the population of Saskatchewan (like 7).

it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell

person one: do you want your grandfather berried or turned to ashes?
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME

bum perfume by cock&bollax76 March 1, 2021

bum hole 

a hole that distributes poop that is in between your butt cheeks

my bum hole is puckering

bum hole by Brittan June 6, 2004

bum wars 

To bribe a homeless person with a bottle of whisky, to go and start a fight with another homeless person.

"I Know Lets Go Play Bum Wars!!"

bum wars by WhiteNinja February 23, 2004