by ProjectToxic May 22, 2016

you’re an absolute idiot and you’re dyslexic but i love you anyways but i’ll put you down real quick if you try anything
brandon’s a bitch
by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

A stupid asshole who acts likes he's tough but inside is weak and emotional about being killed in games.
by Blizzard187 January 31, 2017

A guy with the biggest fettish for feet. A man who loves to appreciate the largest shlong with the tightest grip of his hand.
by Ckeph March 20, 2016

A Brandon is an unloveable fat man who has trouble communicating his message to the world. This is often times paired with an upfront and almost sociopathic attitude in the midst of actual danger.
I hate Brandon.
by HotTim3434 November 16, 2016

A great guy with a million friends. Loved by everyone. Never left out. by far the most popular kid in the school.
by oh snap1234 January 27, 2016
