Body positive

When you realise you're a lazy piece of shit and losing weight and living a healthy life isn't your cup of tea so you tell people that you've learnt to love yourself for who you are but you still seek validation from strangers by posting the pics of your flabs in a bikini.

-How's your weight loss coming along Linda?
-I am body positive now and men who don't appreciate my curves probably lack something downstairs.

by Saurabh August 24, 2018

bloody cunt

A term used to describe a woman or womanly man that says they are annoying, deceitful, or in general a pathetic waste of flesh

Ryan Nichols is a bloody cunt!

by beast of the nile October 9, 2004

bloody

very mild swearword used mainly in Uk but also very common (I am told) in Austrailia. Can be used before or in the middle of words/phrases to emphasize meaning - be it good, sarcastic or bad. It really does sound silly when americans say it - think about it, it's the equivalent to a brit saying 'mall' or 'nimrod' It's just not right. try saying some of these in an american accent for amusment (really no offence look at brit's saying sidewalk and math - equally amusing!).

fan-bloody-tastic (sarcasm)
bloody good idea (well done! good thinking)
Oh bloody hell (damn)
have a bloody good birthday (happy... or vaguely evil)
too bloody right (in agrement)
or my personal favourite 'abso-bloody-lutely' (yeah innit)

by sylv February 27, 2005

bloody belching vagina

After hard fucking a chick on the rag she lets out a flurry of blood filled queefs.

I tried to go down on my girl after fucking her on the rag but got a face full of bloody belching vagina.

by TJ5656 May 24, 2007

Bodyguard

A big fat girl that hangs out with a hot girl and cockblocks every guy that tries to talk to the hot girl. This is done because the big fat girl is a hater and is jealous of the hot girl and wants the hot girl to be lonely and miserable just like her.

Joe: I think I could go home with that fine blonde over there but that ugly fat bodyguard girl keeps cockblocking me . I'm getting no where!

Grant: no worries pimpin, I'll take one for the team and hit on the bodyguard. That will distract her so you can make your move.

Joe: you are a true friend

by TheLightbringer412 November 21, 2009

bobody

The acronym meaning Biznes oval and the rest is lost to Crees’s brain

Let’s make acronyms! Bobody, what does it mean?

by Ÿęętüß October 29, 2019

yoga body

n. the kind of body one develops with years of yoga practice: taller, thin, with legs and buttocks that look like ropes and a bony back and neck.

--"I've been working for years at my yoga, and finally can do all the postures really well."

--"You do seem fit and relaxed, and you wear your yoga body well!"

by Doctor Science August 9, 2012