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Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).
Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
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Teddy Bears PicNic

A gathering in the woods of which men of the ‘Hairy & Bulky’ type of men meet to engage in sexual activity. Usually In groups of three or more.
“Hi Dave, what a great time we had at the teddy bears picnic! Can’t wait for next week!
by Townsy October 14, 2021
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wifi bars

Her wifi bars could be fixed with some botox The more wifi bars, the older you are.
by Capt. Daniel April 22, 2022
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Making Bears

"Aw man, one second bro. I gotta make bears and release them into the forest real quick."

"Gerald has been in there making bears for hours!"
by Shitasstitsmcgee May 13, 2022
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Brighton Barstool

The act of multiple people being penetrated sexually by the legs of an upturned Barstool (with 4 legs).
“Me and my friends were feeling sore in the morning from a night of Brighton Barstooling
by B-0110 July 11, 2022
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STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

Rap Bars so hard that white people be like damn nigga that's STRAIGHT BAR!!
TREVOR- turn down the music my Granny may walk in

GRANNY-DAMN NIGGA THAT'S STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA
by SLEEPYBOYS August 14, 2022
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Sponge bars

Sponge bars are yellow xanax bars typically pressed with 2mg of etizolam or alprazolam. people call them sponge bars cause they look like sponge bob
derrick: im faded off sponge bars
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
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