Person A: just went to Australia, was so sick how I got to be upside down for two weeks straight
Person B: shut up you gay feygit, Australia is faker than the unknown event that never took place in Tiananmen Square 1989 or something but I don't know for sure since it's so fake. By the way can I talk to you for just 30 minutes about why daddy Xi Jing Ping is the best supreme leader of the glorious nation of China who will peacefully invade Tiawan with less than 20,000 casualties and will bring Western nations (including that dumb upside down place you were talking about that doesn't and never will exist that is so fake I forgot its name already) to their knees, begging for mercy that we will never grant when we make Hiroshima look like a fucking joke
A: ok
Person B: shut up you gay feygit, Australia is faker than the unknown event that never took place in Tiananmen Square 1989 or something but I don't know for sure since it's so fake. By the way can I talk to you for just 30 minutes about why daddy Xi Jing Ping is the best supreme leader of the glorious nation of China who will peacefully invade Tiawan with less than 20,000 casualties and will bring Western nations (including that dumb upside down place you were talking about that doesn't and never will exist that is so fake I forgot its name already) to their knees, begging for mercy that we will never grant when we make Hiroshima look like a fucking joke
A: ok
by Samueliscool223 November 24, 2021
Get the Australia mug.proud to be Australian is a little sentence used by Australians. the stupidest thing that has ever been said by anyone. why would anyone be proud to be that. you all hate your own creations: such as the company holden. you all prefer to drive ford which is true American and whats even worse is that there is a little bit of rivalry between the two countries. the hate in your hip hop scene is unbelievable. your all Australian get along! but the worse one is racism. back in the day you came here and took the land from aboriginals and then you created the stolen generation program to wipe out all the aboriginals. tell me what person has the sort of mind to even think of that. that is probably the most mental thing I have ever seen in my life. getting rid of a culture, was it because their dicks are bigger? or was because their skin was darker? then you finally stopped picking on them in the 90's. I would really hate to be an Australian. sure every country had their own fights between black and white but it didn't end in the 90's
Bazza: im so proud to be Australian, true blue aussie.
joe: why would you be proud to be one of those.
bazza: true blue mate, straya for life. why wouldn't you be proud.
joe: because you cockheads wanted to kill a whole culture.
joe: why would you be proud to be one of those.
bazza: true blue mate, straya for life. why wouldn't you be proud.
joe: because you cockheads wanted to kill a whole culture.
by proud not to be australian September 14, 2013
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The political party that offers fairness, and equality in Australia, and tries to help all Australians, not just he wealthy.
Usually has to clean up the mess the evil Liberal Party has made, as the liberals usually run a state or country into the ground.
Usually has to clean up the mess the evil Liberal Party has made, as the liberals usually run a state or country into the ground.
How anyone could vote for the liberals is beyond me.
I swear, this country is fucked up, when a man as evil as howard actually wins a 4th term.
What have we become?
I swear, this country is fucked up, when a man as evil as howard actually wins a 4th term.
What have we become?
by why vote for liberals? October 9, 2004
Get the Australian Labour Party mug.A homosexual greeting where one male grabs and uses a handshaking motion on another male's penis. The other male responds by returning the action to the first male, thereby "handshaking" one another.
Since the homosexual action is taking place below the belt aka "Down Under," it is referred to as an Australian Handshake.
Since the homosexual action is taking place below the belt aka "Down Under," it is referred to as an Australian Handshake.
Lance:
Nice to meet you!
Gary:
Nice to meet you too!
Lance:
Instead of shaking hands right now, let's Australian Handshake!
Gary:
G'Day!!
Nice to meet you!
Gary:
Nice to meet you too!
Lance:
Instead of shaking hands right now, let's Australian Handshake!
Gary:
G'Day!!
by Blocky D November 12, 2010
Get the Australian Handshake mug.When a girl punches you in the nose and then throws salt in your eyes and yells "OY" in your face while at the same time slapping you on the back so-as to cause all of the wind to be knocked out of you.
I was pretty hung over but the hostel manager woke me up with an "Australian coffee" and, strangely, I feel better now.
by notsmartdum May 14, 2010
Get the Australian coffee mug.People that often arrive in the northern hemisphere upside down, possessing a bizarre yet understandable accent.
Australians: Ay bloke, cain we heav a bir.
Bartender: Sure! *hands the Australians a beer.*
Guy at end of bar: Are they... upside down?
The other Guy: Don't worry! Their Australians.
Bartender: Sure! *hands the Australians a beer.*
Guy at end of bar: Are they... upside down?
The other Guy: Don't worry! Their Australians.
by NS421 March 10, 2011
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It is also why we have New Zealanders cry themselves to sleep every night. No u will never become known as part of our great nation.
GOD BLESS AUS.
It is also why we have New Zealanders cry themselves to sleep every night. No u will never become known as part of our great nation.
GOD BLESS AUS.
"give me a home among the gum trees, with lots of plum trees, a dog or two and a barbeque, verandah out the back...." what the hell. too much VB. lost the words.I love u australia.
by cantstopthemusic November 1, 2008
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