Apple Whore

A person who feels the need to buy every apple product that comes out and often brags about it and shows it off to all their friends.

Guy 1: "He kept showing me stuff on his iPhone and then he took out his iPad and bragged about that for an hour!"

Guy 2: "He is such an apple whore!"

by qwert333 January 9, 2011

apple bottoms

a person who has a large perfectly round derriere.

Check out that chick's apple bottoms in those jeans!

by SMC November 18, 2003

Sweet Apples

Any tits that arent over a C cup, prefectly round and soft

OMG sweet apples!!
Damn that bitch got sweet apples

by Dan P. June 6, 2005

apples in a sock

breasts that are found on a women usually over the age of 60

that old babes tits look like apples in a sock.

by ass man May 2, 2006

Apple Fritter

The act of shoving an apple up the butt

I ran out of bananas so I apple frittered that bitch instead!

by bingbongpedo April 10, 2010

bongo apples

A word used to describe something badass when actually saying badass or even ba isn't appropriate.

Originally from Sanborn Western Camps, invented by some older campers who didn't want to seem like bad influences.

Grace: Dude that ninja is soooo bongo apples!

Anna: I know, right? He totally beat that army singlehandedly!

by evilpastry December 1, 2009

Apple Fetish

A sexual fantasy to incorporate Apples into sexual intercourse. Usually involving the apple to be cut, hole drilled, our pushed in various ways.

Love a good apple fetish

by MaximumNumbers April 13, 2018