ape cockery

Noun/Verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner.

Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.

I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.

by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014

holy apes

What happens when you're texting too fast using T9 and 'holy crap' turns into 'holy apes'.

holy apes did you see that!? :O

by Delleve March 8, 2008

sub-ape

A specific type of ape, usually named, Ryan, in which he cannot follow through on the sub ape shemale he is trying to get

He is such a sub-ape he cant even get her

by hyfen BadAss July 11, 2014

Ape-Itude

To Be an Ape beyond normal measures.

The mongo apes talked with lots of ape-itude

by Dar2 March 21, 2017

Full Ape

Going mad. When someone goes full ape, you should NOT be around them for at least a day. Give them time to cool off. Make sure they aren't going to hurt you, while they are in the process of destroying a bunch of shit.

Zach said he's about to go full ape if another teacher gives him shit.

by uhoh! October 26, 2015

Skank Ape

Much like the SKUNK APE but often misidentified as STACEYUS ABRAMSUS it has large irregular gapped teeth, large jug head with nappy ASS hair on the head and back. When feeding it has to make 2 passes on corn on the cob because of the gapped teeth.

There’s a SKANK APE in Georgia that thinks she is the Governor!

by Gods Gift To Women June 27, 2022

Ape drape

Not to be confused with the mullet, an ape drape is a similar hairstyle. They are both short in the front and long in the back. In comparison, an ape drape is longer than a Norco Neckwarmer, which is longer than a mullet.

You can go to Riverside and get one, too. Then you’ll have an ape drape like I do.

by Jinx_Defusing November 7, 2021