Alan

Alan is an egg head, a very nice person tbh. Alan is a very important person in your life, if u have an "Alan" in your life u should be absolutely greatful. Alan is typically a very kind and nice person who acts like he's cold. If you are an "Alan" then u must wear skinny jeans. I love you joser 🤗

You are the alan of my life

by Goodfishbadmonkey January 1, 2024

Alan Stanley

good guy, good friend :thumbsup:

my friend is such an alan stanley :lel:

by alan's 2nd best friend March 29, 2022

alan

he is bonkers

alan is bonkers

by baldbrandon March 30, 2023

Alan during polish class

alan has to waer a hoodie during polish class

alan during polish class - waers a hoodie

by habadabalove April 26, 2021

Alan

Alan ist der beste nettesten nicht Fette sondern muskolöseste Mensch. Alle seine Freunde sind froh in zu haben er wierd von jeder Frau geliebt. Da er einen 50cm Cock hat der jede Frau befriedigt. Und in Friday the 13 th ist er der Beste. In die meisten Gruppen ist Alan der Schöne lustige und der leader. Er wird auch Geiler zecker genant

Kents du den Geilen Zecker
Nein wehr?

Alan

by Alan Geiler Zecker April 16, 2020

Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

alan

i don’t think i’m supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.

miss you alan

by myth0ughts August 24, 2023