The hardest gang in the Jefferson City,MO area. They be fuckin them bitches so hard that they kill or "assassinate" the muff. This gang ain't nuttin to fuck with if you find yourself in Missouri. The Muff Assassins are a sect of the bloods and participate in various crimes and substance abuse activities.They in particularly enjoy Meth, Beating Women, Mini-Kegs, and Natural Light.
I was in JC and got jumped by the Muff Assassins while trying to buy some meth from them. They then proceeded to throw shit at me and tell me I had "Perty Lips."
by Butters - Muff Assassin March 14, 2009
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Soul assassins are immediately obvious to third parties, but conceal their dark intentions from their victim by slowly increasing the level of abuse. The victim builds up a stronger tolerance to abuse until it can eventually not bear the burden anymore. This kills the soul.
The reason for the soul assassin's behavior is the lack of being able to take responsibility for their own failures and needing to blame the fault on somebody else.
Soul assassins are immediately obvious to third parties, but conceal their dark intentions from their victim by slowly increasing the level of abuse. The victim builds up a stronger tolerance to abuse until it can eventually not bear the burden anymore. This kills the soul.
The reason for the soul assassin's behavior is the lack of being able to take responsibility for their own failures and needing to blame the fault on somebody else.
A: "I saw Biff on a reunion again. He's just a shadow of his past self."
B: "Yeah, I heard his wife turned out to be a real soul assassin."
B: "Yeah, I heard his wife turned out to be a real soul assassin."
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Assassins generally share alot of the same characteristics as the "Ass Weasel"
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That Assassin's broken her in so well that she needs the ass just to get herself off....Well, this must suit his needs just perfectly!
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Jake surreptitiously looked up and down the many aisles of chairs as he waited for his plane to arrive at the gate. Passenger assessment is an essential part of flying these days. he rationalized.
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