A person who sells themselves for money, drugs, alcohol and art. A artsy porn star or prostitute. An art bitch has no shame in their sexuality. Originated by CSS.
by Joanna Cummings April 5, 2008
Get the Art Bitch mug.An organized instructional session where a pretentious prick stands at the front of the room, brags about themself, and proceeds to deliver unfair criticism of a student's work. In many cases, the students are also pretentious pricks, who spend their entire time debating about the relevance of unknown and insignificant artists and galleries, or trying to pitch/sell their own work to others. Others may occupy their time in the art class by kissing the teachers a$$, fueling his/her ego further.
person #1: Hey, wanna sign up for a community art class?
person #2: No thanks , I prefer not to hang around pretentious, self-righteous people who think they're better than everyone else. As well, I don't feel like getting a sales pitch about some crappy artwork.
person #1: Wanna go to the GAP instead?
person #2: ok!
person #2: No thanks , I prefer not to hang around pretentious, self-righteous people who think they're better than everyone else. As well, I don't feel like getting a sales pitch about some crappy artwork.
person #1: Wanna go to the GAP instead?
person #2: ok!
by walkinandtalkin February 23, 2014
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Art History Teacher: "Welcome to Art History 101. We will study and analyze the works of Leonardo Da Vinci, Picasso, and the late Duke of England....."
Liberal Student: "That will be so neat. I will make fortunes selling my own paintings to Bill Gates."
Me: *snoring and falling asleep*
Liberal Student: "That will be so neat. I will make fortunes selling my own paintings to Bill Gates."
Me: *snoring and falling asleep*
by partyrockstar222 October 15, 2015
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by Marialejandra July 12, 2007
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by vash the stampyd May 24, 2003
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by Linder W. December 29, 2004
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