When you're having sex with a woman and you put a clown horn butt plug into her butt so it honks with the rhythm as you have sex.
by Gator_4 December 6, 2024
Get the Rusty Melonmug. by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020
Get the Water my melonsmug. 
A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014
Get the poot melonmug. 
by Pk glitch September 1, 2025
Get the Melon-ballermug. *gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT
by aphmaufan October 3, 2023
Get the there are too many melons in my fruit bowlmug.