Often a goober is a mixture of different breads; sometimes refured to as a “Dana”. This species is smart and cute. However, this bread is highly rare and catching one can only be optioned through the efforts of a fuck boy. Help support our cause of protecting this rare spices through donating to @dasadana.
Fuck boy #1: cricky Nick have you seen a Miss goober around
Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers
Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers
by Goober Dana October 25, 2018
Get the Miss Goobermug. 
Adorable little cherub that everyone needs in their life as a source of serotonin (aka Cabby from III)
by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024
Get the Silly little goobermug. 
When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.
"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."
"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
by the simplest dook June 27, 2024
Get the goober juicemug. by GenLoser August 28, 2023
Get the Goobersmug.