shit goblin

n. one who eats large amounts of chocolate pudding and has remains of it on their face post consumption.

geeze you look like a shit goblin!

by sarah j. April 03, 2006

Cock Goblin

More commonly known as a "dick monster", is one who partakes in the scarfing of many cocks.

-Do you think she'd put out?
-I'm pretty sure, I heard shes a Cock Goblin.

by Bearded_Man May 28, 2010

Cock Goblin

An odd combination of a rooster and a goblin.

It's Cock Goblin and his sidekick Sword Polisher.

by that other guy over there August 08, 2008

Snatch goblin

A snizzle demon indigenous to the region between a woman's hair crown and her fun spot; potentially dangerous and known cause of jimmy malfunctions.

Aw, man, my jimmy split last night when I was banging that ho, and I covered her baby tubes with an avalanche of sticky snow. I'm pretty sure there was a snatch goblin in there.

by Sam5232 December 02, 2007

sarm goblin

a teenage male that has an unreal amount of stregnth and abuses perfomence enhancing drugs such as, sarms, tren, Dbol Ect...

i tried to get a bench on monday but the 39 sarm goblins had already taken it

by sarm secluder 69 December 02, 2021

Pocket Goblin

A word to describe your small friends

(friend 1): "(friend 2) is so small that they're a pocket goblin!"

by Saki_<3 January 15, 2021

rizz goblin

to be able to pull hella hoes with no green

"Emilio once turned into a rizz goblin and fuqqed all them hoes."

by Kanye THE south December 13, 2022