nut fudge

The crust that accumulates on the scrotum and taint after a day or more of moist beer farts and sweating.

When I changed my underwear, the smell of my nut fudge was so powerful that I passed out.

by Ewan Macdermott December 07, 2011

Fudge Smearing

Related to the endless wipe. The act of trying to clean one's ass after taking a crap and getting little or no results.

Dude, I took a dump and had an endless wipe. I ended up fudge smearing for a freaking half hour!

by gyrussfanx May 08, 2007

Fudge Diving

A reference to having anal intercourse with a person who previously defecated and did not wipe themselves

Dude, I just went fudge diving in some hoe and that shit was rank.

by Buddah90 July 13, 2008

fart fudge

The skid marks in your underwear.

Dude, why is your mom so mad at you?

She found fart fudge in my underwear.

by SBlanky August 16, 2011

Fudge Nudg'in

When you just stick that tip in and give that fudge a little nudge.

Ryan wouldn't stop beat'in his cheeks so I got up in there and started Fudge Nudg'in

by Fudgy Knuckles October 26, 2010

fudge nudge

1. When a homosexual male flirts with another male, whether gay or straight. 2. The request of or insinuation of anal sex.

EXAMPLE 1
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.

other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.

EXAMPLE 2

some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!

some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 10, 2010

Fudge nudge

After doing a Number 2, the simple act of wiping that triggers the need to sit down again and complete unfinished business.

"Hey, Joe, you were ages in the toilet. What took you so long?"
"Sorry, Bill, I had a fudge nudge and had to sit down again and do some more."

by Fiji Dog November 22, 2011