Doesn't Count

Sorry suit guy.

Hym "You know that's not what I meant so it doesn't count. Stop them from stealing from me or the law does not matter and I will just stab and stab and stab. That is theft. Everybody knows it's theft. I'm not going to court over it."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

rabbit counting

A game played by a select few kids in south Wilmington (not Wilmington) in which you ride around drinking. Every time you see a rabbit you take a drink, if you see a muskrat or beaver it counts as half a beer, and if you see a deer you have to chug what's left.

Hey man the bars are dead tonight. Fuck it lets go rabbit counting.

by Muzz444 April 30, 2014

Jesus Rodriguez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱:Jesus Rodriguez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Count Omar

Count Olaf's stupid name in the Daily Punctillio that Mr. Poe's wife has the audacity to put in the Daily Punctillio.

"Bruh Seriously, Count Omar?" Violet Said
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought

by ersatze February 12, 2023

Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.

Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.

by yursh22 June 20, 2017

count fiasco

The "count fiasco" refers to a software version of the "Hondicard" educational software in which users were temporarily unable to create new decks by skipping the release control procedures.

Marc says: "Did you hear about the count fiasco at Hondicard?"

by cheetahbyte August 4, 2023

Full Count

When you’re on a date, and it’s not going so well, but you still have a chance to impress.

Last night I had a full count, managed to get on base

by GreyPuppon March 4, 2022