barbie stretching

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.

These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.

by catmanpu January 28, 2014

Rebel Barbie

Badass fake bitch
Ladylike

She's a rebel barbie

by torii May 5, 2014

barbie hands

Girly and cute.

Perfect.

Damn, she's got some barbie hands.

by ballsanweenas June 23, 2014

Barbie Dress Up

When players in a Mil-Sim game spend massive amounts of time selecting their uniforms and weapon load outs instead of actually playing the game.

The Op started at 5:00 but we didnt actually start till 6:00 because everyone was Barbie Dress Up(ing).

by mast3rbates March 31, 2015

Barbie

A doll that has like 10 sisters and a boyfriend named Ken. Barbie acts like a bimbo, though the amount of jobs she had would require years and years of schooling. She has many friends, including Teresa, who is even more of a bimbo, Midge, who acts like a stereotypical teenager from the 60s, and Raquel who secretly hates everybody but Ken and herself. Barbie's house has a dolphin aquarium, two elevators, a robotic slave named Closet, and so many rooms she needs a map of her house.

Barbie: Hi I am Barbie and my boyfriend puts so much gel in his hair that it turned into plastic.

by Sam_han_tha November 12, 2016

Barbie

A doll that has like 10 sisters and a boyfriend named Ken. Barbie acts like a bimbo, though the amount of jobs she had would require years and years of schooling. She has many friends, including Teresa, who is even more of a bimbo, Midge, who acts like a stereotypical teenager from the 60s, and Raquel who secretly hates everybody but Ken and herself. Barbie's house has a dolphin aquarium, two elevators, a robotic slave named Closet, and so many rooms she needs a map of her house.

Barbie: Hi I am Barbie and my boyfriend puts so much gel in his hair that it turned into plastic.

by Sam_han_tha November 12, 2016

Barbie Trapped

When you ask a girl out on a date solely based on her looks, and she ends up having zero positive personality traits.

Shawn: Dude, how did your date go last night?
Rob: Shit, man, it was awful. I mean she looked great but the minute the waiter left, she turned into a total rascist asshole.

Shawn: Well Rob, maybe if you weren't so damn shallow you wouldn't be constantly Barbie Trapped.

by SoupOrSpy October 25, 2015