Wiggly willy

When a male is humping an unattractive female and his erect penis suddenly goes flaccid.

Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!

Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...

by DannyTheScoob April 11, 2017

Bloody willy

Bloody willy is when you slit your palm and masturbate

I gave myself a bloody willy last night

by the 5 footer October 25, 2020

Willy Wednesday

It's the practice of showing memes which make fun of or insinuate male anatomy on a Wednesday on Twitter.

"Hey, it's Willy Wednesday" {posts photo of a foot long corn dog}

by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia March 02, 2021

boxcar willie

The act of sexual intercourse on a train.

The trainride was boring, til my girlfriend and I did the boxcar willie in the dining car.

by ezcccc May 16, 2010

silly willy

A term of endearment similar to Funny Goober.

girl: Youre my funny goober.
Guy: Well, youre my silly willy.

by Greg Bennett August 06, 2006

Willie Pete

White Phosphorous

Willie Pete sure tastes swell!

by Johnny Manwhore February 23, 2004

Willy Winker

1.Willy Winker is when you put your eyelashes on somebody's willy and blink continuously for the feeling of being tickled.
2. Willy Winking is the act of the Willy Wink.

I was willy winking with my boyfriend last night.
I was a willy winker last night.

by the blind girls dog May 27, 2014