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jessica kinsella

A Jessica Kinsella is someone with typically brown hair and glasses.
She is actually pretty cool go be friends with her 👌
Wow that’s jessica Kinsella, how cool is that fam?
by The fit guy master November 24, 2018
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Jessica Michalik

An Australian teenage girl who was brutally crushed to death in the moshpit of the Sydney Big Day Out in 2001. She died during a Limp Bizkit performance, where the lead singer Fred Durst allegedly made "alarming and inflammatory" comments when a rescue effort was underway.
Now, instead of the normal minute of silence, every year at the Bid Day Out a 'minute of noise' is held in tribute of Jessica Michalik'd death.
The band Grinspoon performed at Jessica Michalik's funeral in 2001.
by Blackington October 6, 2006
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Jessica Messica

When someone asks you your name and you totally lie and say Jessica and they ask for your last name and the best last name you can think of is Messica. So now everyone who’s name is Jessica you call Jessica Messica :)
Guy: “what’s your name?”
Me: Jessica Messica
by Bdbdhfnsvxb June 21, 2018
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jessica simpson

The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like ashlee.
Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?
by Angelacia May 14, 2007
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Jessica Rose

The actress who portrays Bree (Lonelygirl15) in the popular YouTube and MySpace documentaries.
omg, jessica rose, ur like so FAKE!1!
by JohnnyR.Casher September 25, 2006
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Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.
Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.
by personyperson August 23, 2020
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jessica payette

A beautiful beast who has a thing for a ginger named Rupert Grint.
Friend: Who is that sexy woman!?
Other Friend: That's Jessica Payette.

Friend: I want a piece of that.
Other Friend: Hands off, that's Rupert Grint's.
by SquibbieGuppie October 28, 2013
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