kayak drunk

The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.

Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”

Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”

by Adele is fat September 19, 2019

drunk funk

The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.

Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.

by Sacrafix 1 March 30, 2010

Creepy Drunk

Stage of drunkenness where you are so drunk that you do creepy things such as grind hard with random girls who want no part of it, pass out and randomly wake up throughout night, or sit staring creepily at a person for much to long.

John: Dude last night was so weird

Tim: Why's that?

John: Frank kept staring at me the entire night from his seat in the corner.

Tim: Oh damn! He was creepy drunk.

by UNOMav December 4, 2010

drunk polar

(n.) similar to the disorder of bi-polar but is alcohol induced. It is basically having an alternate personality when intoxicated.

That girl is a nice girl, but get a few drinks in her she turns into a sloppy drunk polar bitch.

by druuuuunk January 3, 2011

Slothy Drunk

When you drink yourself into slight retardardation and near extinction for no particular reason at all.

Bro 1: what’s Brice doing over there?
Bro 2: oh he’s just getting slothy drunk, he had a rough day

by ThedirtiestoftheJ’s January 18, 2020

Pocket drunk

Someone who you wouldn’t think drinks or can drink a lot but is actually a dark endless abyss for alcohol storage.

“Woah that girl is so small and innocent looking but yet she just downed like 8 drinks and is completely unfazed, she’s definitely a pocket drunk”

by ZAGAZAA September 15, 2023

drunk billionaire

The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.

Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!

Friends: Can't. I'm broke!

DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.

And the next day...

DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???

by not a db March 17, 2010