Struggle Dress

An old cheap sundress that is used to wear around the house for cleaning/housework.

I don’t have anymore clean clothes so I had to go do laundry in my struggle dress.

by Cermeg October 26, 2022

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Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

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Half Dressed Honey

A scantily clad attractive woman.

Wow the beach is just chock full of half dressed honeys today.

by Adapt April 4, 2008

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Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on

Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.

by BJ Strange March 7, 2014

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national dress up like your coworker

WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless

- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!

by gcage June 14, 2023

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