Ellie loves Callum more

When a girl called ellie loves someone called Callum more then he does.

Ellie loves Callum more.

by Skty September 23, 2021

Callum

Dirty because he wanks 5 times a day and fucks teddy’s bears

Callum is too funny

by If your name is Kieron 🤤 May 20, 2020

callum summerbee

Oh queens said we've got to play him at the back oh oh words can't describe when we see him in the blue and white he's head is big he only scores when he's wearing his wig that's why we sing this song for the callum from mars

i'm from outer space callum summerbee

by rumpleatiltskin29101 August 26, 2017

The Callum fallicy

The act of getting zero pussy and only going for your friend's Ex's

I know you get zero pussy but You really need to stop hitting up my ex, what you're doing is the Callum Fallicy

by Barterzac June 23, 2021

Callum Edens

Mild rectal itch characterised by an intense feeling of foreboding.

I've got a big Callum Edens coming on.

by Obidexterous May 30, 2011

Callum

A teenage boy who obsessed over the morrisey, Courtney love and other problematic figures

Hey did you here he supports Kanye, such a callum

by Masculine turtle girl February 4, 2024

Callum Beedie

A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.

"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper

by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023